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"Birthdays Bite" Snake Birthday Card

A humorous snake birthday card...

A snake and cockroach are sitting on a bean bag and watching a TV reality show that loudly announces,"We'll now dump thousands of GIANT HISSING COCKROACHES over contestants as they recline in a tank of KILLER BURMESE PYTHONS!"

The snake says, "Killer Burmese Pythons have all the fun!"

The cockroach says, "How do we apply for this show?!"

Inside the card says, "Birthdays bite. Have a killer day!"

Size: 5" by 7", one card and one envelope

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Product ID TPG8158

Price: $2.25

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