Hey, no complaining! The card isn't that heavy... Doesn't this sea turtle have that look on its face? You know, the one like, "Why do I have to do this?" Well, considering that this turtle is just painted ceramic and isn't really swimming anywhere, there's really no reason for it to have THAT look. Although, I suppose it is kind of cute... The carved detail on this piece is really nice and the shell is a dark glossy green with reddish accents between the scutes. And if you know what that word means, you are indeed "smarter than a 5th grader." Hint: snakes have scales, and turtles have scutes. The slot in the back can be used to hold notes, cards, or photos. Size: About 2.5" tall and 2.5" long